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Tuesday, July 30, 2002

cheese!
my camera is sooo fun. i swear. i take pics of anything i see. cept maybe my genitals. i think this purchase..wait, I KNOW, this purchase was a good one. im more caught up with that more than blogging itself. its aite...ill balance. balance is good, not bad.

Sunday, July 28, 2002

post bbq
i cant sleep....i should also note...........HOLY SHIT!!!.....??!!!!!!!!!.....its already july 28th?? where the hell is time going?

Friday, July 26, 2002

this nose picking thing...i cant stop. i guess im taking advantage of the fact that my nails are long. i should clip them.

Sunday, July 21, 2002

and who was right??
told ya i wasnt gonna end up goin to pacific mall.
there was no question about it. anyways, things went aite. chilled with the boys...ate some korean bbq. man we stunk after. i still dont know how i lost my whole 20 bucks paying. what the fuck was that? oh well. as for today, had this job..i worked for some velcro company. i dont know what the point of me sticking a piece of tape to a small strip of velcro was, but oh shoot, i got paid for that. and i got for that for eight hours i might add. i gotta say though, that was a long ass day that i just had. ive been up since like 5:45am. i cant sleep, even now! thats kinda messed up.
my new digital camera is scaring me. it sucks the energy out of AA batteries like a leech on your scrotum sac. in other words, batteries get drained fast. i sure hope i can grab a cheap charger soon. that's about all i can think of to throw on here right now. goodbye...imma go and eat.

Saturday, July 20, 2002


What Video Game Character Are You? I am Kong.I am Kong.


Strong and passionate, I tend to be misunderstood, sometimes even feared. I don't want to fight, I don't want to cause trouble, all I ask is a little love, and a little peace. If I don't get what I want, I get angry, and throw barrels and flaming oil at whatever's stopping me. What Video Game Character Are You?

the plan
me and some friends are supposed to go to pacific mall today. the plan is for a 1:00pm departure. will that happen? we'll see. i gotta take a dump. peace.

Friday, July 19, 2002

oh yeaaa..i got this velcro temp job on sunday. i love velcro. lets see if that all changes after sunday. grace...james...you better not ruin nor interfere with the love and dream of velcro.
that's it brada!
im gonna get supremely cut and ripped..and chiseled...im tired off everyone in the gym. the ymca should have a membership cap. there are too many scmucks there..and they do absolutely nothing. curse those holiday workoutters!! curse them.
just close your eyes and sleep...fuck the sheep! forget bout them.
"you're a strange animal..that's what i know!" hahaha..who the hell sang that again? was it gowan?? i dunno. i think so. my shoulder feels weird. i have a pinch nerve i believe. there. i just revealed my weak spot. hit me there if you wanna defeat me and go on to the next level. im not too sure if it's gonna flash or if imma change color everytime you hit it though. no guarantees.

i was watching BET rapcity today....cam'ron was on it. why the hell was he wearing pink? i dont care if you're a rapper..i don't care if you're from the mean streets. grown men should'nt wear pink. grown black men with lots of tacky diamond jewelry shouldn't wear pink. weirdo.

Wednesday, July 17, 2002

damn im huge
i shoulda got the "best chest" award today at the gym. really, i almost ripped my shirt with these pectorals.
in relation to that..i like being eyeball fuct by girls.
im a whore. a male whore.






You are the Traditional Japanese Ninja. You are the stuff legends are made out of. You lurk in the shadows and strike down your enemies with swiftness and accuracy. You also have superhuman jumping ability and can catch swords with your bare hands!!! Ninja Represent! Yeah!!!


What Kind of Ninja are you?


Take the What kind of a Ninja are you? test!


Shinobicct@asianavenue.com
success

snoopy, the porcelain sharpener, approves of my new digital camera.
finally! everything is a-ok.
HOUSTON, WE HAVE LIFT OFF....i think.

Tuesday, July 16, 2002

mass confusion
i got my digital camera yesterday! its so niiiiice! unfortunately, already, im considering exchanging it for a MD player. however, im leaning towards keepin it. the only bad thing is that im thinking bout how many batteries this thing is gonna need everytime. oh well. pictures are fun! well see where this goes. any bets on whether i end up exchanging it or keeping it? according to future shop, i have 30 days till i cant return for a full refund or exchange this thing. as soon as i get all the software installed, ill throw a pic or two up here. right now, i gotta use the can. so im out.

notice how the washroom always seems to cause me to cut these short? damn #1's and 2's!!! urrrrgh!

oh yea! one more thing..here's the digital camera of mine

Sunday, July 14, 2002

"you are a fuckin' choirboy compared to me"
testimony that big muscles and being physically fit is essential for survival. prime example is when arnold, during the moving "eraser", co starring the gorgeous vanessa williams, gets shot in his left shoulder. upon having to chase his enemy, the antagonist of the film, arnold confronts the obstacle of having to catch, and jump on top of a moving cargo container being elevated via crane transport. now instead of bitching and giving up on his mission to stop evil and save the world, arnold runs up and catches the container with one, yes ONE arm!!! holy shit is what i said to myself. this guy just got shot, and yet he's still able to hang about 20ft off the ground with one arm??!! man, that was just too awesome. thanks arnold. my hero.



Friday, July 12, 2002

fuck. that was tiring. that gave me a headache. its almost 3!! what the hell am i doing up?
a-ha ha ha a-ha ha ha ha a-hahahahhahahahha hahaahha hooo heeeee hoo hoo hee hee hoooo hooooo haaa haa tee hee kee ke ke heh heh ha a-ha ha ha ha he tee hee he ha pu ha puhahahaha mu ha ha a-ha ha ha ha ha a-hahahahaha muahahahahhahahahhahahaha

im sorry, i just felt it was time to laugh uncontrollably like an insane jackass.

thank you for your time.

Tuesday, July 09, 2002

summer madness
again. it happened again. i was just laying around, doing nothing, and i started to sweat. what's funny is that i am now sweating on my neck area. the front neck area, around my collar bone. ive never seen that before. its hot. why we dont turn on the a/c i have no clue. actually, its not hot enough to turn it on, but still, its hot enough for me to complain about it. i was watching a weather update on cnn. they showed a map of north america and the forecast for the rest of the week. what caught my attention was the redness right across the board. all over the states and even most of my homeland was red. you know, red as in extremely hot red, as opossed to yellow, orange or even green or blue. damn, that's hot. ive never seen it hot nationwide. never. for as long as i can recall. that is so fucking weird ain't it? as i type this, im in my room upstairs. obviously, cause the a/c aint on and the law that hot air rises, its fucking hot in this particular room, which has a window facing the sun. im sweating people!

elsewhere....other than my house.....

im terribly close to toronto. about 15minute drive to the city. so the news kinda has me concerned. as you know, or maybe you didn't know, toronto's garbage people and collectors are on strike. they have been for a week now. imagine nobody picking up your shit for the past week. imagine streets filled with garbage bags, stacked up like snow mountains on the curbside. it fucking stinks downtown. whats worse is that this whole dispute can be stopped by the mayor and council of toronto. however, they are, like most politicians, a bunch of greedy fucks, who clench to money with a white-knuckled fist. those fuckers. just come to a deal! holy shit. what's even worse, and i fear this, is the fact that WORLD YOUTH DAY, is slowly and surely gonna be hosted by the city of toronto in a few weeks. will the pope vomit due to the garbage laying around? will kids from other nations all across the world begin to play with our garbage in the streets as if it were those coloured balls in the mc donald's playroom???? this is bad. really bad. believe it or not, toronto is a beautiful place to live in and visit. too bad the people who run it just dont care enough to keep it that way. honestly, it is the best place in the world to live. lately, we've just been getting a bad rep. fellow torontonians, remember why we didn't get the bid for the upcoming olympics??? remember the reason?? dumbass politics. toronoto...used to be a gorgeous haven to raise families.....now.....its.......toronto.....we smell like a shit hole. thank you politicians. thank you SYSTEM.

well folks, there ain't much i can do about this heat nor this situation..so imma just sit here and continue to sweat while i eat my banana bran muffin (homemade) and surf the world wide web.
yoink
im hot and gaseous.

Wednesday, July 03, 2002

hot as fuckin hell
its like the earth just ate a giant jalepeno and now its heating up like a fat sweaty bastard. today and the past 4 have been the hottest days of all time...k maybe not, but i forget the hotter ones that ive experienced. i was just recently laying in bed, doing nothing..and what happens? i break out in a heavy sweat! nassssstyyyyyyy!! i was sweating on my face...my neck..it was gross. its about 3 in the afternoon..maybe i should turn on the a/c right about now..thatd be smart..hahah. anyways...it better cool down real soon. i cant take this heat no longer. at this rate, seeing that it gets hotter and hotter every year, its sad to say that were probably gonna die soon. really....mother earth is pissed, and has been pissed for a long time. payback is a motherfucker.

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