dirty underwears

there. something new?

blogger changed their publishing format. its looking pretty slick i might add. user friendly too.

but now im just talking like im some kinda computer nerd. little do you all know, that i know nothing about computers.
anyhow, now you can post an entry ahead of time..like im talking at a future date.


i did one for this upcoming wednesday. well see if that actually worked.

why am i telling you this? i dunno.

im a big geek.

why am i up?
its too early. toldya my sleep patterns are messed again. toldya.

who am i talking to? hahah


anyhow, im on the york U site...checking and making sure that my enrollment window does actually open tomorrow morning.

i still gotta strategically plan that, man! i was talking to a girl in my same situation, so obviously, she has the basically the same scheduled course - more or less, and she was able to plan her year in such a way that there are only 3 skool days and two off.

mind you, 1 of those 3 work days is pretty long..but not really..just till 4pm. anyhow, like i was saying, i gotta pick an hour out of my day and do that. but first things first....i get my head shaved.


and my face too for that matter. i like a killer. hahaha visual proof that i dont care about anything when its exam and paper writing crunch-time.

as for later today....my class! my first class!

paper is done.

and that my friends, is how you write a 10 page essay on blood doping.

i know all there is to know, that you never wanted to know, about nothing. thank you.

this is probably the earliest that i've ever finished a paper. its only 11pm.

in other news, i heard it through the grapevine that filipino independence day celebrations are in full effect over at pearl lounge and a few other clubs this weekend. i might just have to reach and represent for my filipino sisters. werd.

but then again, i have a national coaching certification test i gotta write on monday, and a coaching exam on wednesday.
grrrr..its never ending!

if i dont get certified, i dont think i pass the course. and if i dont pass the exam, well..that was a big waste of a whole month's worth of summerskool.

but, we shall see..i deserve breaks. dont i?

ohhh riiiite. i almost didnt mention....guess it wasnt all asian....

had a nice ice cream cake from DQ. holla!

i can eat DQ alllll day. its low fat ice milk, ya know. k well not low fat. but low(er) fat than your conventional ice cream. so yea..that's a plus. now i want a blizzard.

oreo maybe..or skor....or maybe mint oreo..yea! mint and chocolate, the best marriage of flavours ever.

as for orange and chocolate...how rancid!
blah.

all asian. all day.

mmm...

filipino fried rice for breakfast (why we eat that for breakfast, who knows? its last nite's rice anyhow).

chinese food for lunch.

japanese food, in honour of my bro, for dinner. with the whole family!

good times. good times.

pics up later...maybe even tonite. but later in the week most likely. peace out jiggas!

hey..you were right r.j!

read up on the the york lions.



rooaarrrrrrrr!

i'd cop a tshirt.






oh the times, they are a'changin.

i personally think they should call themselves the york jasons. it'd be a logo consisting of me shirtless - flexing one arm while running toward the last GO bus toward mississauga.
such a design symbolizes the skool's strength and courage to put up with crap transportation services while paying extremely high, and ever increasing, fares to ride a green bus from the region of vaughan..or as aaron pronounces it, "vag-an"..like vegan..but maybe its the female version.

"va-gan"...what do they teach those kids up there in waterloo?

just kiddn! it's all love dude. no cutting glass now.

im real sore. like "fall out of the sky and land on a cactus sore", sore.

did anyone try reaching me tonite?

sorry if you did. i crashed for like 5hours just now. there is extreme localized pain and suffering in my legs. they have partially lost function.

if you were to take a blood sample rite now, you'd probably get a high level reading of endorphine in my blood. in other words, my body's producing tonnes of natural pain killer...that kinda explains why i knocked myself out for 5hours rite now. as for the pain killer, maybe i should do a thesis on extracting endorphine from natural sources for use in treatments of burn victims or other patients in extreme care. doesn't that sound good? too bad! its my idea! so yea, imma head out soon and cop the patents and copyrights for that sucka.


back to going out...then again, that's not the only reason i didnt go out tonite. i was and am gonna stay in, by choice. got this stupid ass paper on blood doping in sport to do for coaching.


no nucleus. essential for clotting. but hey, clotting isn't always a good thing now is it?

did you know that one of my previous profs was responsible for being the pioneer discoverer in doping, worldwide? probably not, cause YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY PROFS! but yea, i just wanted to show off how i have the best profs...the best profs, but the biggest egos, who are high up there in kinesiology overall..anywhere...who are ready to crush their students with their ever-powerful fist. but yea..read about one of the gods in my faculty here.

damn smartasses. genius i say. genius.

why am i up?

that was a whole three hours of sleep i just got.

great. tomorrow's gonna be a long ass day.

coaching tomrrow, is a practical class. and although im excited, i know imma be tired as fuct.
we're doing plyometrics and other forms of training. my body is gonna kill, i can forsee it. i had her for my strength training class. she used to be the coach for the canadian track and field team. isnt this fucking great? i think she thinks were all elite athletes. good challenge though. and that's nothing to complain bout.

after class, imma stick around and read athletic, sport psych, sport sociology and sport medicince journals in order to write a paper on something to do with violence in sport.

guess im not going out this weekend.

AGAIN.

and there we have it...my brother has been commenced.

muhahhhhahahaahahahhahahahahaha


but why am i laughing in that evil sorta way?

who knows.

"if i could see any further, it would be on the shoulder of a giant" - sir isaac newton

taken from the valedictorian's address.


"if i could open my mouth any wider, it would be on the breast of a gorgeous giant" - jay

taken from his messed up mind.

[yawn]

currently watching my bro's convocation over at rye-high and great God almighty! there are alotta damn graduates.

furthermore, theyre just starting with aerospace engineering..chemical engineering....we also got computer engineering, mechanical engineering and electrical (my bro's faculty) somewhere in there.

now im kinda thankful i didnt go. id probably be sitting there for like 4 hours. god.

hahahah

hurry up surname D's!!!! hurry it up.

respect.

congratulations to my brother!
it's his commencement today!

of course, a vital source of inspiration.

too bad he only gets two tickets though. i really wanna go. however, the guy did offer me a chance to watch it on the internet later on today.

unfortunately, i hate watching live webcasts. it aint my thang.
dont worry, if i did have plans to watch it, i would put on some clothes, and not simply view the ceremony in my wears.

geez, you know me better than that.
a wifebeater would surely fit the occassion. we all know i roll in style.




i'm proud of him, for sure. but shhhhh...ya didnt hear that from my mouth. wouldnt want it getting to his head.

do any of you ever wonder how much shit we've lived through already? and most of you reading this, are what? in your 20's or so...right?

living in this era, youll be able to account, to your kids, that:
-the berlin wall crumbled down
-michael jackson had more variations than a hot wheels color-changing car
-o.j. simpson got away with murder
-life did go on after the clock struck 12am on the eve of january 2000
-desert storm
-the iraqi war
-SARS/WEST NILE/MAD COW
-the AIDS epidemic
-the smurfs, gummie bears and the chipmunks (alvin too)
-NAFTA
-9/11
-oklahoma bombings
-bombs over baghdad
-saving afghans
-cloning
-the mapping of DNA
-the birth of toonie tuesdays at kfc transitioning to "toonie-two's" day (i.e. from $2.00 to $2.22..whatta sham!)
-mark mcguire using hormone enhancements to smash away the homerun record
-you graduating (me and everyone my age being part of the class of 2000!!)
-the east coast-west coast rap rivalry along with the death of two super m.c.'s
-kurt cobain and the seattle grudge scene
-the bulls dynasty and later, the lakers dynasty
-hulkamania
-the internet and superfast computers
-the olympic bombing
-thinning of the ozone layer
-from nike air to nike shox
-thug lovin'
-rice rockets and the 2FAST 2FURIOUS generation
-jeans that seem to have been painted on the bodies of their owners
-napster and movie ripping
-mini sattelite dishes
-cd burning
-breast implants
..and soo soo sooooo much more!

and shoot, we're only a quarter, on average, through life.
there's a lot more kids!

A on 30% coaching midterm baby!


seeeeeeee! bring on the olympic Philippine yo-yo team! surely, i can guide them to supreme standing.



2 more weeks of summerskool! hollerrrr.

that was the fastest course i've ever taken, and probably will ever take!

now, bring on emergency care and possibly, scuba/skin diving.

that might stop a dude's heart from beating.

you know how you wake up in the morning sometimes, and you got a song in your head?

maybe you dont. i do though. yea, maybe i just have a couple of screws loose.
anyhow, today's song was boogie down production's "the bridge is over".

its weird, i woke up to it, i probably had it in my dream too. for those of you who are familiar with that song, its not really a happy beat. kinda scary actually. kinda like a song they play in a movie while your getting chased....lets say..in a forest...or small town. but yea, thats the song i have in my head this morning.

guess im not getting invited to any sleepovers eh?

a lot of you arent aware that when im in front of the computer, im usually in my underwears. sometimes..sometimes i wear a t-shirt.

now pause and give that some thought.

when youre chatting with me, im like that. when i visit your webpage, im like that.

dont you feel violated?? hahahahahhah

GOOD.

grocery.

moms and i went grocery, but before that, we copped some eats. wendy's was the establishment of her choice.

boy i hate wendy's. not a big fan of junk..but wendy's...yuck. dry fries. overpriced grub...however, the salads are aiiiite.

today's burger was something different though. it was a bacon double something..i cant recall the name..but it had bacon. i figure, if i never eat junk..and this is an out of the ordinary experience, i might as well go all out. so yea, i also upsized to a litre of iced tea and a fatass cup of cancerous fries.

there's nothing like something so simple, done so good (in this case, my burger).

one more thing, there's a special at loblaws. 99cents for five alive 1.89L cartons. there's no limit, i might add. so yea...we copped 4 tropical and 2 berry. tropical, cause im tropical (right colin?). so yea, i had to mention that cause the last time there was a sale on breyer's ice cream, and my family overindulged in the circumstances, some of you got mad cause i didn't mention it. therefore, some of you got "left out".

so there, special. 99cents. five alive. no limit.

this message was brought to you by jason the community grocery special bulletin board. here to serve you.


morons.

as for now, i gotta pee. had two glasses of water this morning. one glass of seven up. 1L of iced tea and some food in there somewhere..so yea, that counts for some water content. now, i must relieve myself.

by the way, going to wendy's, i saw a lot of the highschool kids frequenting the joint. made me feel kinda old. which isn't necessarily bad, mind you.

PEEs.


hey! wait a second, that's not....who the hell are you man?!!
imposter! security!

you know what i like to do to mosquitos? when you see one in the action of sucking you, squeeze the area of skin surrounding the little bugger and overdose he/she with blood till they explode.

now that's awesome!

but just to let you know, by the time you actually see the bug on you - sticking you, you probably have the virus in your bloodstream.

so in other words, repel! repel!

like the ugly girl who has a crush on you and wants to sit in the seat beside you, dont let them get close enough.

bag blocking the neighbouring seat is to ugly girl like deet is to west nile mosquito vector.


(awwww)
im a nice guy. really. it was a joke.
call me el joke-o.

health is the absence of illness.

here in my hood, we're currently dealing with 3 threats to health.

1. SARS
2. mad cow disease
3. the west nile virus.

youve most likely heard about the three and how to prevent their disruption and/or threat to your well-being.

now if youre aware, or if youre not, there really is no use in tripping.

i wanna focus on west nile virus and mad cow.
true, both are big threats. and yes, both can kill you.

but in my honest opinion, from my basis of knowledge, and not general knowledge that one obtains from the media...the same media thats out there to scare the shit out of you so you can keep on tuning in for the latest updates; therefore creating more ratings; therefore attracting more sponsers; therefore making their broadcasting corporations large amounts of cabbage, i don't think everyone should trip.

dont stop eating beef.
dont stop going outdoors.

dont stop enjoying your life.

take the proper precautions but dont trip.

do not trip.

you will all be fine. just thought id put in my dirty, lustre-lacking, oxidized copper, two cents.
be careful, but don't trip.


wutdafuk are they so mad for, anyways?

unofficially in year III specialized honours kinesiology and health science!

higher than last year's average baby!
(and no, i dont share my grades with the world. thats some personal shit. you wanna see? hack me.)

not the greatest, true. but not the worst.

and again, its kinda fucked how every year my my grades get better. isnt it the rule of thumb that as you proceed through your years in academia, youre supposed to get lower grades?

isnt that how it is? an inverse proportional relationship? *thumb gestures in effect* years increase - grades decrease

x axis = years
y axis = grades

well i guess im the special exception, now aren't i?

k, ok...im just happy. i dont wanna get too cocky now.

jason, there is still a long way to go.

there, im grounded. and that folks, is my good news. holla if ya hear me!

which takes me to give a brief glance into my third year coming up...

1. i gotta look into graduate skools and/or possibly med skool (maybe..key word...my heart's not into it).
2. i gotta look into my plan B, plan C and plan D if that doesn't happen.
3. i just might double major. psych sounds nice.
4. kick myself in the ass harder and get in check.
5. start weaning all of my friends slowly. when next year hits, imma live like a rice hermit. so me cutting off ties gradually, well, that should help both you and me cope, a little better. (i still love you guys though. youre my peeps..well still get coffee and/or beers...lets say..once a year. hahaha)
6. refine my focus. refine my skills. refine my focus. refine my skills.


jay the rice hermit:
yes, the tree in the forest, with no one around, does make a noise.

"so this is year 3 huh???
a pair of water-buffalo, a whole lotta water and a lot to show for it."

bring it on!!